• WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

complimentstothechief:

dashingyounglad:

this is so fucking hilarious.

When you just know you passed a test, but failed.

complimentstothechief:

dashingyounglad:

this is so fucking hilarious.

When you just know you passed a test, but failed.

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

infinitenap:

security guards

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.